karmamechanic

Spiritual (or pseudospiritual?) guru who attends to the inexpressible needs of the multitude, in return for lots and lots of cash. A pun on "car mechanic", from an early Genesis song, "The Battle of Epping Forest", from the album Selling England by the Pound (1973). Think Rajneesh, Jim Jones, L. Ron Hubbard, or any of a host of others.

He employed me as a karmamechanic/ with overall charms/ his hands were then fit to receive/ recieve alms ...,

- Genesis, "The Battle of Epping Forest"

by Fearman March 31, 2008

karimed

Verb: to be shafted by someone.being dissed

Oh man I was just karimed by that guy

by Jay Fristedt May 9, 2008

Karma Slut

(Noun) An individual who does good deeds excessively, in order to get "good Karma" in return. They generally pick up trash, offer shallow compliments, or hold the door open for any individual if they get the chance.

That guy is letting way to many people merge into this lane... what a Karma Slut.

Sean Penn.... Huge Karma Slut!

Santa Claus, definitely a Karma Slut.

by esverdad May 12, 2009

Karyanna

This person is a beautiful self confident woman! She knows what she wants in life and she's not afraid to say it! Generally puts up with alot of crap before she finally snaps and even then she's such a great person, she continues to deal with it! If you know her you're lucky but you're even luckier if she considers you a friend. She's very reliable and extremely trustworthy!! She's also a wonderful mother!!! You will be very blessed to know a Karyanna!!

Beautiful Mother Friend Woman Karyanna

by missiann February 12, 2010

Kara Phillips

its a person who looks gorgeous but when you say something funny they laugh in different various forms. But its an all-around great friend that a nigga like me cant live without. She can be funny and mean but you know deep down you love her <3

Stacy- I need to be a new person.
John- Be a Kara Phillips

by DarrenW35 September 14, 2011

Kareisha

A girl who always keeps it real. Stays true to her self, does not need approval from others, and loves music. She admires independence and likes to learn. She does not trust very easily and has a bit of a selfish side. She has a hard time committing to things and really dislikes authority. She has an eye for fashion, she neither leads nor follows, and she loves to debate while keeping an open mind.

One of the girls lied while Kareisha told the truth. I wish Kareisha would call me so I can hear her voice.

by kkdawg August 12, 2012

karida

She is a wonderful friend. She knows how to keep a secret and be loyal. She is a beautiful woman inside and out. She is a hard worker and a leader. She is also fun to be around at a party. She is also a little on the quiet side. These are the ones not to piss off.

I wished everyone could have a friend like my Karida.

by Gucci girl October 15, 2013