Josh

A fuckboi who thinks that can get all the girls but looks like a mole rat. He has the most disgusting ass looking hair ever. He dates a girl but still likes another girl. Wow what a fuckboi

Josh:Hey bitch.
Jessica:Eww get ur mole lookin ass out of here.
Josh: hahah I just want to go out with u even tho u rejected me like 3 times hahaha.
Jessica:Eww go away from me fuckboi

by c_iiqnx May 11, 2018

Josh Mallinson

A man of giant stature and intellect.

Wow! Did you see that josh mallinson over there? He rocks!

by Malljos February 21, 2009

Josh Blankenship

The most, amazing handsome guy in existence. He's also very charming. Women want him and men want to be him.

That dude is awesome, he must be Josh Blankenship.

by Biscuits999 December 4, 2011

Josh

"Josh"

The literal urban definition: S.A.L.V.A.T.I.O.N. Joshua, from the Hebrew meaning YAHWEH.

The proper possesive pronoun use according to The Modern Language Association: "His music was signed to their record label."

Babe # 1: Josh is an annoying kid! His music scores sucks ass!!!

Babe # 2: That fucker...just want's to fuck around!

Babe # 3: Simple, get rid of his ass.

by SuperGirl007 January 9, 2014

Josh

Josh is a very unattractive gay guy who thinks he is cool but can't even get his mom to look him in the eye. He regularly throws grenades at children's hospitals for fun. Don't trust a Josh he is a backstabbing hoe.

Cam: Have you seen Josh's ass?
Katie: No Cam he is a pedophile don't.

by averycoolkid February 11, 2017

josh

very funny , always there for people when needed , gorgeous but doesn’t realise it , tends to make girls feel really loved n welcome , just amazing in general

That guy is a josh, he’s handsome !

by Girltoft December 15, 2017

Josh Martin

Fuck boy with no freinds he is friends with shay kelly .a josh has usally Brown hair and he is nice lmao

Well me and josh Martin are friends

by Arielmao December 15, 2017