John McCain

1 something really old

My great great great great great great great uncle is a John McCain

by bobert hawke wendell smith xiv July 7, 2008

Wally John Blacks

Slang word for female breasts.

Can be shortened to Wallys

What a splendid pair of Wally John Blacks.

by Denster GR September 2, 2010

John Madden

An extremely old dude who, when talking, sounds like someone is squeezing his stomach. This guy is the human form of the game of football. He eats, sleeps, and drinks football. BOOM! Look at a video game case or monday night football and you'll see this man happy and smiling because he is football!!!

Look at him! It's John Madden, he's so old but happy...I wish we could play a game of football with him, but he might go insane or explode or something.

by knowledgeman October 5, 2006

john cardiel

most influential skateboarder today and will always be. any real skateboarder will know about him. at one point was paralyzed from the waist down, told he was never going to walk again, healed up and still skates. The man is bullet proof

john cardiel is like a hurricane, tornado, typhoon, basically he can't be stopped.

by marchione June 25, 2008

John Wayne Gacy

A Pschycopath.

Who deserved to be shot in the head.

" John Wayne Gacy died by lethal injection, after his head was bashed wide open by a dozen police officers who he tried to entertain as a clown. "

by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006

lil john

A rapper who for some unknown reason got famous for saying 3 things.

YEAH,WHAT, and OK

me: Lil John you know you only say 3 words right?
him: WHAT
me: You only say 3 words
him: YEAH
me: Uhh whats the last word
him: OK
me: Oh thanks for helping me
him: WHAT
me: thank you for the help
him{rich accent}: Oh really it was no problem I`ll holla at you later playboy
me: WHAT

by SO DEF June 11, 2009

John Blaze

Suttin hot and I aint talkin about the temperature. Usually referring to music (specifically Hip Hop/ Rap)

The Notorious B.I.G. - Kick in the door

"This nigga made one album! he makin wild records. That Ready to Die shit... it was iight... it was iight... but ma shit was more John Blaze and shyt na mean!?"

by Dat Nicca D May 7, 2007