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gi joe

The opposite of a doll. The male doll who has testicles. Way better than a Ken doll. Sometimes you just called him Joe so his name was as sleek as Ken's name.

When I was a kid I owned Barbie and Ken dolls, but then my little brother got GI Joe dolls, so obviously Barbie had to marry one of them. When Barbie was with GIJoe the other GI Joe couldn't hurt them. When Barbie was with a Ken, Ken got killed by GI Joe and all of his guns. Eventually, the Barbies only married GI Joes and the Kens ended up in the closet.

If a girl is a Barbie because she has blonde hair, blue eyes, slender, with boobs, then a gi joe is a guy with big muscles and he probably owns a gun.

If a girl ever talks about some Joe guy it is most likely a "gi joe" to whom she is referring and not the "average joe".
A guy says " hey doll"
Girl says "nice to see you G.I. joe"

For a smoother conversation the "I" isnt pronounced, or the gi is left out. However, it is assumed that the "joe" the girl is referring to is a "GI Joe" and not a regular Joe.

A guy says "be a doll and get me a beer"
A girl says "I can't, I have to get ready for my date with Joe"
by street-class_academixes December 10, 2013
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flow-joes

Term for reef-walker slippers; ie the slippers tourist wear with the velcro lashings. They can be the variety of the LA gear style with the lights that flash with movement, or just black.
Gerald "I went on the reef walk and got my flow-joes wet and now they dont flash anymore!"
by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010
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sloppy joe

A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.
by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003
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Joe says No

A mouse that lives in someones vagina (along with other STDs) that says "No" and closes the vagina if it doesnt want sex. Joe, the mouse usually wants sex because he has low self esteem.
If a man tries to have sex with a girl Joe may say no, but he probably wont.

Joe says no
by Bitchz July 9, 2014
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Sloopy Joe

When you take a jackulent in a hamburger bun and leave it in a humid environment for 6 to 9 week until it looks like old clumpy milk. Then put it in the toaster oven and enjoy
dude thats not a sloppy joe its my sloopy joe

F**K
by Mrr. Friend September 30, 2010
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joe dirting

Chris Bennet was Joe dirting his child when he found out it was a girl.
by Evan Hunt June 6, 2010
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Sno' Joe

When you are getting head from a white bitch and right before you bust you turn her around and let it out on her asshole, she then farts to make cum bubbles that somewhat resemble a snowman.
Trevon was getting head from that white bitch Amy when he then turned her around knowing that earlier she ate taco bell busted on her asshole and told her to fart, she then made a few Sno' Joes. this was after he pulled a charzard and a cleveland steamroller and gave her dragon breath
by Ceciltuckey boy November 6, 2013
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