black paint from Japan

When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.

Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."

by thehottestofdogs April 17, 2019

Japanese Rain Goggles

Contact lenses worn specifically for the purpose of avoiding eye irritation when performing bukkake scenes.

As seminal fluid can sting the eyes, actors wishing to avoid the appearance of pink eye are advised to wear eye protection.

"Oh Bruce, remember to pack some Japanese Rain goggles for the Hot Rods bukkake shoot tomorrow, 'cause we'll need you bright-eyed for your Army of Ass scene straight after".

by mechalurker May 18, 2019

1 foot japan

A snowboarding trick in which one foot is not strapped into the board and kicked out while in mid air.

Shit man, Rob just did a 1 foot Japan over those rocks

by tha_man434 November 30, 2019

Japanese War Whistle

A turbo in other words

I pull up to the light and a Mustang revs at me, I let my Japanese war whistles scream and I dust him from the green light

by KingxxMari December 22, 2019

Japanese Hoover

When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .

I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover

by Vati June 12, 2019

japanese emu

a good looking fellow who is actually Korean and is a human boy and likes anime

here comes that Japanese emu! oh sh*t what up!

by japanese emu August 20, 2019

Going Japan

Where two friends (preferably both the same gender) simultaneously drop atomic bombs in adjacent stalls

Yo, Kellen and I are Going Japan on the toilets in long wing.

by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019