Jake Paul

A narcissistic, ego maniac; full of themselves. Idiotic and probably a D+, 69%, student. (England is not a city... You learn that in grade school...)

It's Everyday Bro... England is my City.... I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one. (Not True)

by GhostCatcherSky August 22, 2017

Jake-in' out

making big or moderately large plans with one of your friends, family, or acquaintance. and at the last minute - abandoning then all at once with a very very stupid or pussy-ass reason.

Alex: so Jake, me and Mickey are on our way to pick you up.

Jake: Dude... i don't know if its gonna work out this time man.

Alex: why not? we've been planning this for like, two weeks!

Jake: dude... i like... stubbed my toe real bad. i cant even walk on it. it might be broken.

Alex: Jake-in' out! of course!

by Gazetti January 30, 2008

Jake kendall

a tampon, generally used to clog or prevent blood flow

i need to buy some jake kendall

by lukus fishier May 19, 2009

Jake Date

When you go out with a girl for less than a week. Or just hook up with a chick.

Are you still going out with that chick?
No she was a jake date

by Arcchie Bullzinski May 27, 2011

Jake Amorelli

A whorish hobo who enjoys the word strumpet. He is ignorant, stupid, and stalkerish.

"Hey Jake Amorelli, why are you stalking me??"
"You're a STRUMPET!"

by jakeh8ter January 30, 2010

Jake Gyllenhaal

A man so beautiful, you could cry. Seriously, like, look at his eyes. Well actually don't, you may have a sexiness overload. He's just too hot to handle. This man is a god, and if you don't treat him as such THERE WILL BE CONSEQUNCES. I SHIT YOU NOT.

Oh, so you think you're going to date Jake Gyllenhaal? SOMEONE BETTER HOLD ME THE FUCK BACK BEFORE I GO TO BREAK THIS THOT'S NECK.

by someone you dont know June 12, 2014

Jake Williams

A small retard, gay, small pee pee

Jake Williams is a little retard

by dOsH BuRtOn September 20, 2019