winds picking up

Strong urge to go to the pub is coming on

Geez the winds picking up, we’ll get blown to the pub in a minute

by PezLad70 March 16, 2023

blame it on the wind

a phrase you say if you've done something wrong

Jayden: Aw, I forgot to do my homework. Ben: Just do what I do, blame it on the wind.

by heylia17 March 29, 2015

Chin Wind

The act of farting into ones face while getting a blow job.

Damn, I heard you hit that bitch with some chin wind!

by Poo Plog January 25, 2011

Golden wind team

A group of close friends that care for eachother despite their differences

Oh how my heart yearns to be in the golden wind team

by Thejojobreadboy June 13, 2024

wind tax

the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.

“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”

“That’s wind tax for you.”

*tiny violin*

by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025

Bong Wind

When one pushes down the top of a Gravity Bong back into it's watery source and air produced by this pressure is shot at you and contains the smell of many bowl packs.

"When Matt pushed down the top I got hit with a wave of Bong Wind!"

by Bwianator January 9, 2008

suck wind

a type of flatulation that can only be released through the tight clenching of the buttock muscles. the colloquial "suck in your butt" applies here.

Okay now suck in your butt! Whoops...sorry. Suck wind.

by ucjonnybee November 15, 2004