wind tunneling

Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).

Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.

by Mary Pickford November 19, 2007

Piss in the wind tunnel

Peeing in someone’s butt while she farts on your penis.

Going to have a piss in the wind tunnel again.

by Tina’s June 06, 2019

winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.

where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...

by tackonator March 02, 2012

Wind ya neck in

Some bs Amy says when she wants someone to pipe down

J: you like it up the bum don’t you xx
A: wind ya neck in

by Native_Foreigner December 11, 2018

Poppins Wind

Wind so strong it makes old ladies with umbrellas fly away.

Dude that mothafuckin poppins wind blew away my hat!!11!!11!!

by CokeHead Fred April 14, 2007

Wind duster

Farting out of your balls.

"Yo John I just wind dustered and it felt good af"

by Gibson5434 October 12, 2017

long-winded discussion

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.

"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.

by QuacksO February 01, 2017