One of five basic turd colors. A foul smelling turd or squirts that are dark black and rather loose in consistancy. Can often resemble coffee grounds. This is generally an unhealthy turd, as it could be an early indication of internal bleeding. Get your ass to a hospital.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Damn!!! I just sprayed the back of the crapper with a huge Jet Black, bigger than the BP oil spill.
After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Get the Jet Blackmug. A dude who's had a long list of marriages, only to have each of his consecutive wives die and/or disappear under questionable circumstances.
Aside from execution, the only sure way to stop a black widower from continuing his ghastly lifestyle is to have him marry a black widow. Further explanation unnecessary.
by QuacksO May 22, 2018
Get the black widowermug. Hamlet choses to kill his uncle later because he does not want him to go to heaven. He'd rather kill him when he is sinning so he would be sent to hell.
by Bill Beck May 3, 2005
Get the black vendettamug. One of the worst "Animes" of all time. Began popularity on TikTok and the show looks like its from google slides lmao
by A_l_e_k January 22, 2021
Get the Blacked The Animemug. by Dengus August 28, 2014
Get the Black Juicemug. Blinded Black was a six-piece post-hardcore band from St. Louis, Missouri. After forming in 1999, when the youngest member (Jake Rohlmann) was just twelve, the group self-released their debut album and began touring both locally and around the Midwest. After success on the internet with sites such as MySpace and Absolute Punk, the group signed with SideCho Records and began working with producer Marc McClusky. Their latest album, Under the Sunrise, was released February 27, 2007 on SideCho Records; following its release the band toured with LoveHateHero and Vanna.1 The band have just dropped out of the Artery Tour, which will still go on with the other bands originally on the tour through March, (A Skylit Drive and Dance Gavin Dance, as well as supporting bands Four Letter Lie, Oh, Sleeper, Before Their Eyes, Memphis May Fire, and The Hottness.)2
Blinded Black called it quits in March 2008. The former members of the band claim to still be best friends and some of the members plan on exploring other musical ventures in the future.1 (Jake Rohlmann, Tyler Hanks, Jeff Nizick, and Nick Rohlmann are all in pop/rock group outRAGEus currently.
Blinded Black called it quits in March 2008. The former members of the band claim to still be best friends and some of the members plan on exploring other musical ventures in the future.1 (Jake Rohlmann, Tyler Hanks, Jeff Nizick, and Nick Rohlmann are all in pop/rock group outRAGEus currently.
by Evan Peterss October 11, 2009
Get the Blinded Blackmug. A woman who’s plays a damsel is distress to triangulate her current partner and cuck him. She’s mad about her own choices but blaming her temporary new boyfriend. She cries crocodile tears so convincingly she would dupe the father of lies himself, satan.
She usually has some ptsd or some unresolved trauma that caused her lascivious nature. She will eat her mates after courtship by spinning webs or lies and gaslighting tactics. All while love-bombing for a fake sense of security. Her oral sex skills will convince any man that they’re as good as their ego suggests. She is a dangerous woman with a such a malicious deceiving nature that many men have fallen victim for. She has no moral compass or accountability, or soul for that matter. She appears to convince you otherwise but tread carefully because every day is Opposite Day with her.
She usually has some ptsd or some unresolved trauma that caused her lascivious nature. She will eat her mates after courtship by spinning webs or lies and gaslighting tactics. All while love-bombing for a fake sense of security. Her oral sex skills will convince any man that they’re as good as their ego suggests. She is a dangerous woman with a such a malicious deceiving nature that many men have fallen victim for. She has no moral compass or accountability, or soul for that matter. She appears to convince you otherwise but tread carefully because every day is Opposite Day with her.
by Metaphyziks June 9, 2022
Get the Black widow.mug.