Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.
"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"
by JustJess1987 March 03, 2022
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taint monster

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside
Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster
by dirtybitannefrank November 04, 2013
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Painting The Taint

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star
Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)
by Archimedes3000 February 06, 2024
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Taint Tumbling

Someone who takes pleasure in tumbling of the taint
Me have you seen taint tumbling Terry
friend no he’s an asshole
Me yeah
by George_of_the_navy May 06, 2022
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taco taint

The female equililant to a cock block
Don't taco taint my ass bitch, he's hot.
by Biggie Bigs June 21, 2017
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Taint Tunnel

noun
1 : A person who tends to say things with complete disregard of how others will receive the message.

2 : Butt's hole.
1 : My friend is a top teir taint tunnel.
2 : Always wipe your taint tunnel from left to right.
by scottzero January 24, 2023
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Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.
Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.
by Titanthetainttickler March 10, 2019
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