impressive

ideal;not so bad;not stupid

Hey man, did you see that guy who scored a fifty for his team?

Yes, that was impressive.

by HelloWorldUD March 18, 2013

impoboteration

a state of impoboteration is a sate of stress brought upon by the work given to in IB. It is so extreme that when one is in the sate, they can no longer function properly. It also comes in the forms: verb: impoboterate and adj: impoboteric

Since I have homework in all my classes, it is currently three in the morning, and I still have three subjects to go; I am in a sate of impoboteration.

by IBtired February 17, 2005

impassion

to cause, initiate, or inflict passion upon an idea, object, thought, feeling, or such stimulus

I. "He impassionately approves of his girlfriend's achievements."
II. "I am extremely impassioned about your earlier confrontation with me."

by TL373 July 21, 2006

impwned

combination of impaled and pwned. commonly seen in prince of persia.

dood, i just impwned that zombie-tard.

by isk_andurz December 9, 2008

impairedness

Describing a state of being impaired by drugs and/or alcohol, or some similar condition relating to.

For showing up to work repeatedly in a state of impairedness, your services are no longer required and you are hereby terminated.

by DGRose June 26, 2008

Imperial Beverage

A place of great beauty. A place where the common man can live like a king. A place where the beer flows like wine, and women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Juan Ponce de León once traveled to this enchanting place in search of the fountain of youth which is rumored to be deep beneath Imperial's solid gold foundation. Imperial is home of the world's only Phoenix, as well as Harry-O, a Titan of the hospitality business, as well as the one man who knows what happened to Atlantis . Michael Jordan once referred to to Imperial as the Mecca of beer distributors. It is a haven to each Pelham resident, and they are the few and the proud who have ever been able to lay eyes on the Goddess Maureen, whose voice is so beautiful, it is said to cause temporary paralysis. Imperial is the solution to every problem a mortal being could have. I urge every man woman and teenager to make a sacred pilgrimage to this beautiful place, and I promise it will be an emotional and enlightening experience beyond your wildest imaginations.

"Hey man, do you want to go to the Bahamas or Cancun for Spring Break?"
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."

by Dylan Carroll February 20, 2009

Impossipickle

A word that was created via texting using T9 and accidentally pressing the wrong buttons. has picked up the meaning of someone who is being stupidly impossible to deal with.

Tenaya: "Jaimee your impossipickle."
Jaimee: "HAHA YAY!"

Tenaya:"I love you <3"
Stephen: "I love you more"
Tenaya: "No, I love you more."
Stephen: "No, I love you more."
Tenaya: "Your impossipickle."

by ...Rawr... December 22, 2008