by Yourmomsdad January 6, 2020
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Nigga tells me“ Dude shes a Homie hopper bro ” my dumbass said “no she aint,she’ll stop", Nigga said “dump her ass bro” my unintelligent ass said “ i cant”. (A week later) My homie tells me “ dude maddy called me cute” my Forgiveful ass askes maddy if its true, she says i don’t remember. My stupid ass forgives her( a week later) she wants to kiss, my retarted ass kisses her (Gets herpes), (an hour later maddy says “i dont think we can be friends anymore” my sped ass askes why maddy says “ i wanna be alone ig”( one day later ) my homie tells me “ dude maddy told me she likes me” My dumb, unintelligent, forgivefull, retarted, spedASS wasted 30 minutes making this - Hi maddy 👋
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A girl who swears she’s loyal but has more exes than a game of tic tac toe 🥱
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