(noun)
a building which functions as a home for human habitation, it usually consists of a ground floor and one or more upper storeys.
a building which functions as a home for human habitation, it usually consists of a ground floor and one or more upper storeys.
by ryancflam October 9, 2016
Get the House mug.A housecel is a person who complains about the price of real estate where they currently live. Usually, housecels can be found in desirable cities where it is common for real estate to be expensive.
The etymology of housecel is derived from the word “incel” a shorthand for involuntarily celibate. Incels will complain that no women will date them however they refuse to lower their standards.
There is a parallel drawn in housecels where they wish to own the most expensive house type (detached single family homes) in popular neighborhoods and refuse to consider other options such as townhouses and condominiums, even if that is what they can afford. The thought of relocation, increasing their earnings, or partnering up with a spouse is often taken as an insult as well.
The etymology of housecel is derived from the word “incel” a shorthand for involuntarily celibate. Incels will complain that no women will date them however they refuse to lower their standards.
There is a parallel drawn in housecels where they wish to own the most expensive house type (detached single family homes) in popular neighborhoods and refuse to consider other options such as townhouses and condominiums, even if that is what they can afford. The thought of relocation, increasing their earnings, or partnering up with a spouse is often taken as an insult as well.
Person 1: Detached homes are so expensive in Toronto we need government to cause house prices to crash 300% so I can enter the market
Person 2: have you thought about buying a condo perhaps
Person 1: condo??! I will NEVER live in a concrete shoebox. How DARE you
Person 2: you sound like a housecel
Person 2: have you thought about buying a condo perhaps
Person 1: condo??! I will NEVER live in a concrete shoebox. How DARE you
Person 2: you sound like a housecel
by Doug Ford 2022 May 7, 2021
Get the Housecel mug.kid 1: hey bro come to my house.
kid 2: hell no, you have a nigger house.
kid 1: Shut up my mom said she was going shopping soon.
kid 2: hell no, you have a nigger house.
kid 1: Shut up my mom said she was going shopping soon.
by barebacks. November 3, 2010
Get the Nigger house. mug.Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.
Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
Get the Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper mug.1. Early 90s show focused on family values and homosexuality.
2. Doing a Bob Saget, John Stamos, and Dave Collier simultaneously.
2. Doing a Bob Saget, John Stamos, and Dave Collier simultaneously.
by L. Roman July 16, 2006
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by blake January 6, 2004
Get the swisha house mug.A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
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