Texan Hat

When a man folds a flacid penis in the eye of another man/woman.
Gerry turned to Kate and tiring of the blowjob she was trying to give him decided to give her a texan hat instead. Well, after the night he'd been through he certainly deserved it.
by tapler May 08, 2012
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pizza hat

yo that dude has some gross hair, he has a pizza hat.
by cactus5390 May 28, 2018
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hat in the ring

Get in on a huge blowout family argument
Roger: Boy, that sure was uncomfortable at the holiday gathering yesterday.

Harvey: Not sure what you mean ?

Roger: Lots of conversations and perceived slights henceforth to cry and whine about.

Harvey: Sorry, I had to take a leak every time I heard one start, or get more food.

Roger: Good move. You don't have to throw your hat in the ring then.
Harvey: I block numbers after these get together's for a while. It's great.
by cut the cards March 12, 2023
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knitting a hat

I had sex for so long, I was knitting a hat!
by Big daddy "skin" March 06, 2015
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Hat Trick

Hat Trick is to stuff all three holes.
Dallas told Mike he had a Hat Trick with Cindy last night.
by Salladpatch January 06, 2019
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gimmie that hat

A form of foreplay in which one asks for each item of their partner’s clothing until they are nude. As referenced in season 1 episode 6 of New Girl
“Last night I did Gimmie that Hat with Sam, it was so hot
by LMMaehem February 06, 2018
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Twat in a hat

The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.
*puts hat on George* "Twat in a hat!"
by blackichan May 28, 2013
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