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box of hair

Used as an ultimate example of stupidity or uselessness in people, ideas, or objects.
Bob is as dumb as a box of hair.
My boss's newest scheme is about as dumb as a box of hair.
Most of Mr. Popeil's products are about as useful as a box of hair.
by The Hair Bears August 25, 2006
mugGet the box of hairmug.

popcorn hair

When you're sitting at the movies and some kids decide to be funny and throw popcorn at the people sitting a few rows in front of them. After the movie you go to take a pee and find thar you have popcorn in your hair.
I tried to score on this chick, but I had a bad case of popcorn hair.
by SlimeBucket January 22, 2007
mugGet the popcorn hairmug.

cunt hairs

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad
I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes
by Jake February 20, 2004
mugGet the cunt hairsmug.

Hair Metal

Also referred to as Pop Metal and Glam Metal, Hair Metal was an accidental sub-genre of corporate bullshit that was force fed to America by both the masses of wannabe badasses with teased out hair who apparently thought that the best way into a woman's pants was by dressing like women themselves, and the corporate suck-fest known as MTV.

Those responsible for this heinous crime against rock n' roll and indeed, humanity itself, include such artists as Quiet Riot, Ratt, Motley Crue, Dokken, Bon Jovi, Great White, Whitesnake, Trixter, Kix, and Cinderella. After the whole movement, by the grace of God, fizzled out for a short time in 1987, this wave was replaced by an even cheesier bunch that included the Bulletboys, LA Guns, Poison, White Lion, Winger, Warrant, and Skid Row.

Thankfully there were some glimpses of authenticity during this dark period like Van Halen, Def Leppard, and Guns N' Roses (who score points not only for authenticity and talent but also for the unique ability to share the stage with a volitile gas such as Axl Rose).
guy 1: Dear God... what IS that... that THING? Is that a man or a woman?

guy 2: Neither... its a hair metalist.

guy 1: a "hair metalist?"

guy 2: yeah... they're undead creatures trapped in a terrifying demention in which there is no distinction between men and women.

guy 1: you mean Anime?

guy 2: no... worse... they stay alive solely by snorting cocaine and fucking groupies

guy 1: Jesus...

guy 2: no. not even Jesus would enter that realm...
by thatguy09 December 9, 2010
mugGet the Hair Metalmug.

Boyfriend hair

Way too long hair on a girl worn only because her boyfriend likes it ....
Even though she would look better with a chic short haircut,Sally kept her boyfriend hair to keep Steve happy.
by sheila in the car February 11, 2012
mugGet the Boyfriend hairmug.

hair bear

a person sporting an afro, large mass of poofy curls, or other gingantic hairstyle that approaches or exceeds the size of that person's head, often with a hair pick stuck in it for ornamentation.
Down in the front, hair bear!
by SmartyG September 8, 2006
mugGet the hair bearmug.

pussnagus hair

The hair that grows and lingers from your ass
Your mom has a mad forest of pussnagus hair
by Iced T October 12, 2006
mugGet the pussnagus hairmug.

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