dirty haidyn

When you fuck your hampster so hard it dies

Dude did you hear why Eli isn’t here?
No, why?
Apparently he did a dirty Haidyn

by Bruh bathe April 17, 2021

screaming hairy armadillo

a tingy that screams and is hairy like ur pet gorrila ;-;

ur screaming hairy armadillo ate my homework

by wowwow yt November 15, 2021

Yellow Hairy Pigs

A fine Chinese local pig breed with excellent meat quality.

Tan Shanshan's fans are particularly fond of eating yellow hairy pigs

by Tributary2549 July 8, 2022

A Haily, Justin And Selena

When two people are together and one other person who is hotter (Selena) cheat together.

Adam pulled a Haily, Justin and Selena with Emma!

by Zaddy pops March 5, 2023

fortnite hairy ball porn

yeehaw

jackson: hey fred can we go on your computer and watch fortnite hairy ball porn in hd quality?
fred: what the fuck

by judec June 24, 2023

Playing the hairy bongos

Rhythmically tapping the male testicles on an alternate basis. Usually whilst humming the Um Bongo theme .

"So I decided to to try something different tonight. I was playing the hairy bongos with Charlie Sheen and he loved it."

by Hann Kasra May 4, 2016

Fairy tale hairy tail

When someone uses a combination of fairy tales and dodgy stories to describe something or an event.

James was so vague and all over the place man telling me what happened in the bar last night, his usual fairy tale hairy tail kinda storytelling!

by pouyabagheri June 7, 2019