Forensic Proctologist

Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died

Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.

I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.

by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009

Forester

An uncommon boys name given to only the best boys. Foresters are sweet and have a different way of seeing the world. They have their own theories and ideas. You can share the deepest conversations with them. They are moody but winning ones affection is priceless. They usually have blonde hair and blue eyes framed by freckles. Foresters are usually determined to get what they want and don't give up easily. They are excellent kissers and are great in bed. They make the best boyfriends because there so thoughtful and know exactly what to say at the right time. A Forester will always be there for you when you need him. No matter what. Usually they are modest and don't admit to their good looks and charming personality. Everyone needs a Forester in their life.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Friend: Whats his name?

Girl: Forester.

Friend: Lucky Bitch.

by lulusoso October 2, 2013

lonely forest

The Lonely Forest is an amazing, but basically unheard of band from the small town of Anacortis, Washington.

You can't find much of their stuff unless you live close, but you could find some of their CDS on iTunes.

They are a fun yet serious indie rock group with very catchey songs that make you think.

Similar to a Modest Mouse like band in terms of creativity.

"I got lost in the Lonely Forest"

Or

I just heard The Lonely Forest in Anacortis, they rocked my underwear off and gave me a popsicle!!!!

by branond June 16, 2008

subaru forester

a car that is typically driven by lesbians

a subaru forester is a lesbain car.

by pixiedust69 June 28, 2017

Forest Gump

A person who has experienced many adventures and/or is talented at many things; just like Forest Gump.

Last weekend we went to Berkeley, smoked with a hobo, threw a cup of pee out the window, got pulled over by the cops, got a random girl to show us her boobs...we were Forest Gumpin so hard

by Balad February 17, 2010

foreskinless

An unfortunate case in which a circumcision has taken the place.
Having no such foreskin, lacking or being without foreskin.

The foreskinless freaks at times behave like brain eating head hunting zombies.
The baby was foreskinless by the time the mohel sucked the blood from its penis.

by Joven August 3, 2006

FOREST NIGGER

A forest nigger is a human of Caucasian descent who would be best suited to spending large amounts of time barefoot in various northern European forest climates. Failure to abide can (will) result in: depression, anxiety, rage and fascism. Fascism is the means by which the forest nigger eventually returns to their roots and find themselves subjugating all of humanity, thus the bell bracketed demographic working tirelessly to prevent it.

"That forest nigger needs to get outside and

go camping to unwind"

by Bosra Finkelstein September 2, 2018