Flu fu

10/10. Best of the best.loud

“Yo that new Cali Pack is Flu fu.”
“This curry goat is flu fu”

by Mizzy.gb June 8, 2025

Flu fu

10/10

We smoking tha Flu fu

by Mizzy.gb June 8, 2025

Red Flu

A labor strike.

I heard they shut down the aluminum plant, all the workers came down with the red flu.

by CheeganTMurphy June 16, 2025

Puta Flu

A made up disease that covers symptoms of sniffles or a general unwell feeling, after a trip to Zona Norte, Tijuana.

Damn bro I am still coughing with this Puta Flu…

by MoldyGarlicbread June 21, 2025

Jew Flu

someone who acts on behalf of the interest of jews, israel or zionists. could be jew, israeli or a zionist themself

donald trump caught the jew flu

by SquirtHoleLoveStains July 8, 2025

Ozempic Flu

When you start taking Ozempic and feel like you’ve caught the flu — tired, achy, nauseous, maybe a headache — but it’s really just your body adjusting to the meds, not an actual virus.

Ever since I started Ozempic, I’ve had zero energy and body aches, pretty sure I’ve got the Ozempic flu.

by Retro Girl 13 November 10, 2025

Wook flu

An illness contracted due to being at a show surrounded by repulsive odors stemming from armpits, feet, dreadlocks, and unidentifiable second hand smoke. Usually lasting 2-5 days it is not lethal but will put you out of commission.

How was the show?
“It was intergalactic super spacey. But Wooks got the best of me night 3 I felt it coming… woke up Monday with full blown Wook flu”

by Lot_master_rickee January 13, 2026