flipernet

a word used to describe an internet connection that is inferior or one that 'flips out'

1: Why'd you log off?
2: It's the flipernet's fault

by pinkpalace77 March 25, 2009

flower fairy

A alternate name for a baker or pastry person.

Hey, you know that flower fairy knows how to make a good grilled cheese sandwich.

by KillerGriller31 October 8, 2009

flowerage

referring to the act of blossoming or having blossoms, especially in the early parts of spring

We went from zero vegetation from full flowerage in just a few days.

by drinkold April 17, 2010

flowercide

The intentional killing of flowers; or the killing of flowers out of stupidity and ignorance.

She was so mad at her mother, she committed flowercide and cut up her mother's prize rose bushes.

He didn't water his plants causing flowercide and useless weed.

by emberin December 7, 2011

floner

while floating on your back in a swimming pool, you get an obvious erection that everybody notices and makes fun of you. ALSO know as a floating boner.

oh my god! look at tylers FLONER! haha

by floner1234 July 11, 2012

Flower Grandchild

The subsequent offspring of members of the 1960's peace-and-love movement. AKA children of the original hippies.

"Do you see that kid, River? His parents are such hippies, he's a flower grandchild."

by Littlewing August 19, 2012

Flooper

An attempt at any kind of cooking that goes horribly wrong

For instance, you have committed a flooper when you frost the cake before it is cool and the top layer slides off the bottom layer and lands on the counter; or when you accidentally use salt in place of sugar in a recipe; or when you horribly, grotesquely burn the roast.

by SetterMama January 22, 2012