Flashing the Dan

A variant on the texas lawnmower whereby you rip your shirt off at the same time.

Honey I fancy flashing the dan tonight

by Zebraman77 July 2, 2019

flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.

I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Flash the panda

To do something outrageously stupid without thinking about the consequences.

Good luck at your new job. Make sure you don't flash the panda when meeting everyone.

Oh man, that was so embarrassing for him, he totally flashed the panda there.

by Wesley F. July 14, 2019

The Best Flash

Grant Gustin is the best flash as ezra miller is the worse cause just look at the way Ezra runs compared to grant

Clown: Ezra miller is the best flash

King: Stfu grant is way better then Ezra cause grant just runs better

by GlïtzLol March 25, 2021

Flash

to lose your temper and lash out publicly.

Did bob just flash?

by FUS83 April 2, 2021

Flash Nut

Verb. Quick Coitus. Aka: Quickie, 2 Pumps and a Dump, 2 Humps and Bear Down.

Had to stop by home for a flash nut.

by Samwiz June 17, 2023

elephant flash

When a guy, usually a homeless black one, exposes himself to unsuspecting females.

Girl: I was getting into my car at the grocery store the other day and this creepy guy whipped out his dick and showed me, like he wanted a fuckin' prize or something.

Friend: Yeah, sounds like you got elephant flashed.

by fubarcamry July 30, 2010