Drunkbook Facing

Coined by the famous R. Rosales, it means to be drunk facebooking , including the usual inebriated messages to hot chix that you will regret the next day and other stupid bullshit you pull when drunk and horny on the internet, especially on Facebook.

"Man you're hella gay you've been on the computer for an hour already what the fuck are you doing?"

"Dude I'm hella drunkbook facing right now"

"You mean drunk facebooking?"

"fuck you, you know what i mean"

by 000000000024 June 26, 2009

rat-faced ass wagon

A slut bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then fucks around behind your back. A rat-faced ass wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. She is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. Your friends will often hate her because... well, she sucks.

Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."

by Absconder February 27, 2011

Freya Facial

eating out a lady til she cums and squirts in your face

Dude i was with some chick last night and got a freya facial!

by alpha bird September 2, 2012

Facedog

Abreviation for "Facebook Dog".
Side-effect from the impossibility to "Appear offline" on the facebook chat.
The interesting and/or good looking persons you would be interested in chatting with get chased away by the Facedogs, who remain themselves connected 24/7.

Man1 "I tried to see if Julia was connected the other night. It took me 30 minutes, 10 'I have to go to bed', and a fake disconnection to get Mark off my boots!"
Man2 "What a Facedog!"

by Mirendil February 9, 2010

Shag faced

The look a girl has the morning after a good fuck hair messy sweaty, looking like shit, look out ya window on early sun morning 5am youll see these girls stumbling home

your going home like that youl look realy shag faced

by Ashley Mottley August 3, 2005

von facial

A sexual act involving two men who perform oral sex on each other while concurrently stimulating each other's anus and then proceed to defecate and ejaculate simultaneously on the other's face. Usually performed at events in front of large audiences, such a concert or poetry reading. In such a case, members of the audience will often be invited to engage in the activity.

Wow Rick, that band put on quite a show! I wonder if they'll invite us up for a von facial now!

by Norm the Sparrow September 26, 2006

cunt faced

cunt-faced - way to drunk but cant do anything about it.

man asks friend in the pub "how do you feel?"
friend replies "absolultly cunt faced!"

by mark strotton October 2, 2006