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fart goblin

n. generic insult meaning any stupid individual. It has it origins in Mike Judge's siminal cartoon "Beavis and Butthead". See also "Fart Knocker", "Ass Munch", and "Dillweed/ Dill Hole".
by Psycho Miko May 6, 2006
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fart-sack

the good fart-sack is mine,you can have the world war one vintage bag its bear proof.
by dang May 8, 2003
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fart dust

fart dust is microscopic and/or visible bits of feces expelled from the rectum. Feces accumulates on the sphincter after wiping the buttocks because of the wrinkles of the sphincter. Feces dries and when a person farts/expells gas the sphincter opens slightly and the wrinkles open and allow the dried feces to fall and be blown out. Dr. Chuck of The Virginia Fecal Institute performed many experiments to prove the existence of fart dust despite many disbelievers but proved without a shadow of a doubt that it in fact existed. With the help of a "volunteer", he had the test subject fart on a clean sheet of printer paper and the fart dust materialized. Fart dust does not occur with peoples who use baby wipes or bidets for cleansing their buttocks after bathroom use.
Joe awoke hacking up fart dust after Harold farted in his open mouth.
by Charles Golay February 21, 2009
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fart-o-rama

sit in circle and fart togather in one room.
yo man, last night i was in a huge fart-o-rama last night, that shit was so smelly my nose fell off.
by poopman11 March 21, 2003
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fart patrol

When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.
I stayed at Joey's last night and slept in his bed with him. I kept awake on fart patrol.
by Lesloo March 21, 2008
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FART SWALLOWER

One who places their lips against the anus of another while taking a loud ripping fart into their mouth and gulping it down
Sherry sure loves to give rip jobs. Then that bitch locked on to my ass and became my fart swallower.
by Teninch Tool August 26, 2008
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fart ninja

One who covers their nose with the collar of their shirt to avoid the odor of a heinous fart, thus resembling a ninja.
After eating all that broccoli,I turned the whole dinner party into a bunch of fart ninjas.
by Dave Beyer July 30, 2008
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