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Fake Girl 

Fake Girls are the obnoxious suburbanite females between the ages of 14 and 19 that act as though they were being filmed for an MTV reality show. Most of what they say sounds as though it was written or scripted out, even though they don't think before they talk. They also appear to put out sexually, but don't deliver. Usually they end up dry humping and calling it a night.

By college this usually wears off, and Fake Girls fall into a trend that is basically free prostitution. At this stage in the game, they're putting out...to everyone they see.

On rare occasions these traits carry into adulthood, and can be seen in some women that reside in the upper middle class of society.
Luke: Hey I heard you went over to the Julie's last night, what happened!?

Vern: She sloppily made out with me, rubbed her thigh next to my nads, and two minutes later said she was to tired to carry on.

Luke: Hasn't she done this to you like five times?

Vern: Yeah...what a Fake Girl
Fake Girl by skuny13 April 21, 2011
Related Words

fake rain 

When having sex in the anal or doggy style position, a man pulls out his penis and spits a little saliva on the girl's back, thinking he has ejaculated she will look back to see it at which point he ejaculates all over her face.
I used fake rain on Scott's mother last night before she pulled a gun on me.
fake rain by Brandon March 13, 2004

fake n' bake

Look at lindsay lohan...she sure has a crappy fake n bake
fake n' bake by Jah January 4, 2005

fake urban dictionary word 

A word on urban dictionary that no one has ever used except them. Can usually be defined by a quick google search to check if one of the top three results is the words urbandictionary.com page.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=C+Cipher is an example of a fake urban dictionary word.

Fake Names

Jim: Hi, my name is John.
Brittany: Hi John. I'm Brittany.
*Hours pass, stuff happens*

*Two Weeks later*
Brittany: OMG I'M PREGNANT AND IT WAS WITH JOHN.

Jim: I wonder if that girl got pregnant... oh well thank god for fake names.
Fake Names by TerryBC October 19, 2008

fake straight 

Someone who is seceretly gay on the side.
"Dude, his finger smelt like anal."

"Tell me about it. He's probably a fake straight."