Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

dusty fwapper

A loud, dry, fart.

The unmistakable sound of somebody's dusty fwapper shattered the morning tranquility.

by delvinj December 11, 2013

Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

Durty Banger

One who is loose in her morals and spreads it round more then butter on hot toast. Normally not pleasing to they eye and the usual pungent aroma not pleasing to the nose.

Very often unwashed and absoluly crawling with lice in all regions of body and head hair.

Often found passed round the bar each weekend at closing time or found on her knees in a nightclub toilet where the floor is covered in urine, vomit and s number of different people blood with a penis in her mouth, often there will be a queue of make dirty bangers waiting to use her teeth to remove cheese from their bellends with her teeth.

A Durrty Durrty banger will be in the same area of the nightclubs water closet getting strumped from behind by one make Durty banger whilst remoting cheese from scabby purple penis ends.

The general rule is a durty banger is doing one make banger, a durty durty banger is doing two and so on and so forth.

For each penis being inserted into a durty bangers orrafuce just at one more 'fury'

For example the durty durty durty banger

Fucking hell mate there was a proper Durty Durty banger in the bar last night went for a piss and she was getting spit roasted in the gents. You could tell the filthy bitch has had more cock than Bernard Matthews

by UK Bouncers December 13, 2014

Dirsty

Someone with no home training , not sanitary cheap and unkept , no standards especially when it comes to sex

" yo that girl with the three kids , got caught giving it up in the bathroom at the club again , smh that bitch dirsty "

by OhBoy123 February 4, 2015

Dusty Surprise

When performing a 69 with an unknown cocaine drug smuggler and she then farts leaving you with, A Dusty Surprise

Ryan "Dude, that Mexican chick from last night is a drug smugler!"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"

by therealwhiteowl April 8, 2015

dusty keyboard

The act of "fisting" someone while wearing a used and previously discarded latex glove.

She had a very kinky past so I figured she would eventually want to try the old dusty keyboard.

by Totsally April 10, 2015