Labor digger

When a male person only wants a female partner for the housecleaning, cooking, and other free labor he is too broke to hire on the open market. Usually unemployed and incel, has an overinflated valuation of the minimal effort he brings to the household.

That broke labor digger hasn't tried looking for a job.

by SilverKnight June 24, 2024

Shit Digger

A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.

Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"

Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.

Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.

Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.

Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.

Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.

Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.

Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.

Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.

by Lordkickass June 29, 2024

GLOVE DIGGER

A female who is obsessed with fighters.

That redhead Jessa is a glove digger she only wants him because he's a fighter

by Humble rebel November 22, 2024

Numb Digger

Clever way to bypass word blacklist on sites like Facebook, TikTok, YouTube ...

The trick is by replacing first letters between each word. Numb Digger makes sense. It is a normal sentence. It looks innocence.

Wow ... look at all these - censorship - ❌
Wow ... look at all these numb diggers. ✅

by ButterSpreadOnChocolate November 25, 2024

Knuckle Dragger

A sub human that is very liberal with the use of offensive crocodile terminology (don’t mind the crocodile i have terets). This type of sub human derives from the mountains of the inner regions of vancouver island where they’re isn’t cellular connection past the year 1989. They just figured about the berlin wall falling. These people are very dirty and live in a squatters community on the side of a highway they often have the remains of their dead infants from the semi incident on the highway.

Knuckle Dragger 1#: Those gosh darn commies couldn’t last against those pesky americans
Knuckle Dragger 2#: What i didn’t know that i was just preparing the pig liver goulash for supper

by Michael Mirkly January 3, 2025

Jim Digger

A man who has traveled across lands in search of digging and is trying free his people. A man that represents excellency in the digging.
#FTD

"Man, my percussion scores are so low! Luckily my Jim Digger scores were high enough to barely clinch the win against the mango67ers."
"That's so lucky, I got the opposite of that! I got crosswalked! TwT"

by jzjinghao January 18, 2026

Knuckle-Dragger

Your Mind-Body-Soul are all connected in unison. If one is unbalanced then so are the others. Contrary to popular belief has little to do with intelligence. A Knuckle-Dragger references a lack of physical fitness. However, if a person is incapable of standing (without using their hands) from the ground or seated position; then they’ll qualify!

“My boss cannot rise from his chair without using his hands to post himself! He’s such a Knuckle-Dragger… I do not know what empowers him to make decisions. The outcome & outlook of our company depend on someone who is obviously a Neanderthal, and we are regressing as a direct result.”

<sigh>

by WeAreUFC January 20, 2026