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Crusty

Allison: You're inbox is crusty.
by officialdannyp January 2, 2015
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Crusty puss

When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy
Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke
by Nut_sockkcos_tuN April 24, 2020
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crusty fart

A very weird and crusty fart
God man i just got a crusty fart!
by CorruptedChaos March 15, 2022
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Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.
I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.
by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023
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Crusty Cupid

When your knuckle deep in a women’s pussy and you take it out and whipe your eye and get an eye infection .
I was hooking up with this girl and noticed I had an eye infection the next day and realized she had given me the crusty Cupid.
by Dgomez96 January 12, 2019
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crusty brick

when you ejaculate and don't clean it up and your penis turns crusty
"damn i forgot to clean up my cum and now i have some crusty brick
by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017
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Crusty

To be crusty or a crust is to be irrelevant like those useless pieces of bread crusts at the bottom of yur toaster.
Look at Jade,she has no friends, she is so crusty.
by riri kez October 31, 2018
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