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crazy legz 

An ex-stoner, known for his 1337 skillz. He be droppin da bomb! He's also gangsta!
Dat guy havin sum crazy legz, niggah!
crazy legz by sniggedi September 16, 2007

crazy cat woman 

a woman whom has many cats and denyies it and then they die in her closet and she cant find them...she is also overweight...she eats her cats on her sleep
hey did you see that crazy cat woman munching on her cats the other day?
sure did
crazy cat woman by Voldemort101dick December 15, 2012

Crazy carpet 

When a girl from Quebec City goes the whole winter without taming her pubic hair. In spring she shaves it off and sews a carpet that she uses to go sledding the following winter....
Maxie's crazy carpet ride was a hit down the slopes.
Crazy carpet by Batgirl714 February 17, 2017

Crazy Ivan 

Leave point A heading towards plan B.
Upon reaching A & 1/2, make a sharp right and head towards a Crazy Ivan-- i.e. plan C, or... the Crazy Ivan. Usually introduced by the most devious member of your clan...
1. Stick with the plan, or Crazy Ivan?

2. Last night we were headed to the Ruby Room, but we Crazy Ivan'd and ended up in Santa Cruz!!!
Crazy Ivan by eakthemonkey May 17, 2004

Crazy Horse 

The "token" individual or "black sheep" in a clique. ie: the token black guy.
Can you spot the crazy horse in that group?
Crazy Horse by tAMmi June 24, 2004

Crazy Donkey 

While you are on your bed, sitting on all fours, having your salad tossed from behind, you suddenly (players choice) begin shitting or pissing. At that point your girlfriend rears back only to see you looking back at her. At that point you give her a loud, "HEE HAW, HEE HAW", and then donkey kick her off the bed!
Mike: Hey Dallas
Dallas: Yeah?
You'll never believe what happened last night. I had this girl in my bed tossing my salad and I started to piss, gave a HEE HAW and pulled off the best Crazy Donkey ever.