The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.
by ObamaPear April 24, 2020
That inexplainable runny nose, sore throat, and grogginess you have for a couple days after hitting the frats too hard.
by NMUfella October 10, 2021
Cold Topic is a a place you go if you are cool. The store offers the finest outfits one can dream of and no matter what you pick, you will be different. Unlike Hot Topic, Cold Topic can turn any "Conformist" into a "Boss" or a "Cold Motha Fucka", confirming you to be liked by everyone, for the right price. If the price is too much, you can work at Cold Topic and get everything for a discount without being some pearced dweeb.
Dude: I saw this person with an Invader Zim shirt and they looked like a total dweeb!
Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.
Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?
Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.
Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.
Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.
Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?
Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.
Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.
by Quinnfinity August 05, 2022
by trendsetta420 June 19, 2017
When you’re giving road head after eating a gotta have it sized cold stone and you throw up all over your man’s dick and he has to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.
Last night, after I ate cake batter ice cream, I cold-a-sac my man’s dick and then I passed out while he had to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.
by Loggerheader69 September 04, 2023
-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!
by SS Cruiser December 21, 2022