Colonel Dietrich

(Colonel Dietrich was the Colonel for the Nazi Army in Raiders of the Lost Ark who slaps Sean Connery repetitively with a black leather glove.)

When a dude is doing a chick doggy style, and the chick looks back at the dude, the dude slaps her face with a black leather glove.

Mary met her fate with Colonel Dietrich when she glanced back at Micheal.

by Matty too hatty November 15, 2006

coconut

An inhabitant from Samoa, Western Samoa, Maori - you know COCO island people .

He was built like a coconut munger

by Comatose March 25, 2004

Colonel Sanders

much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders.

Guy: "I gave my chick a Colonel Sanders last night...she sure knew how to fry my chicken"

by RyaChu April 26, 2011

Colonel Sanders

a gray pubic hair

I was trimming my ball fro and noticed a couple colonel sanders hiding in the rough.

by Popeye July 9, 2015

colonial forge

I would never find any bitches here

Colonial Forge is the gayest school to exist

by Rawest Nigga July 25, 2016

Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours (perhaps causing abdominal pain), preparing to serve up a buttload of stinking floaters (perhaps interspersed with blood, or stained dark by blood).

Craig: I haven't pooped in a while, Anne. What's going on?
Anne: Pre-cancerous polyps might be cooking in the Colon Crockpot. If you're lucky, it's still soon enough to get them removed during a colonoscopy before they turn cancerous.

by Metastases June 5, 2016

coconut poop

Diarrhea, (aka die hard rea) it happens when you eat too many coconuts, this is a reference to a video on YouTube, see if you can find it!

Dude, I had the worst coconut poop yesterday

by Mr D man May 16, 2019