Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.

Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.

by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

Clocked

An act of windmilling your dick for an hour to impress your girl.

Damn, did you hear he clocked his girl last night.

by Whiteboy4 January 31, 2023

Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.

John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.

by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

Clock-Blocking

Clock-Blocking is when you either cock block them in a series of intervals over a extended period of time(e.g. 6 months). Or another form of Clock-Blocking is when you cock block them for a long period of time (e.g. an hour).

Chad 1: Where you Clock-Blocking me and Stacy at the party last nigh?
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months

by Chad 3 July 28, 2019

Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

Kuntikintae Clock

A unit of measuring time regarding someone who's punctuality gene was switched off at birth,Punctually challenged

There is no rush, (Kuntikintae) said she was on her way so we likely won't see her for 12 to 48+hrs because she operates on the Kuntikintae Clock

by Chef Boy R Deranged June 6, 2025