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Chairman Lmao

Regarded as one of the most important figures in modern world history, Lmao is still a controversial figure today, over thirty years after his death. He is held in high regard in China where he is often portrayed as a great revolutionary and strategist who eventually defeated Chiang Kai-shek in the Chinese Civil War, and transformed the country into a major power through his policies. However, many of Lmao's socio-political programs such as the Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution are blamed by critics from both within and outside China for causing severe damage to the culture, society, economy and foreign relations of China, as well as enormous and unnecessary loss of lives, a peacetime death toll in the tens of millions.

Although still officially venerated in China, his influence has been largely overshadowed by the political and economic reforms of Deng Xiaoping and other leaders since his death. Lmao is also recognized as a poet and calligrapher.
Allen: "Dude, Chairman Lmao was a pretty ballin' chairman."

Andrew: "I'll Lmao YOUR chairman."

Tess: "I'll chairman YOUR Lmao."

goldfingerdgreat: sup
smartassukrigga: chairman lmao just died
goldfingerdgreat: bummer dude
smartassukrigga: lol
by a-chaps January 12, 2008
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Bro Claire

Slang name for Eau Claire or more specifically, the University of Wisconsin- Eau Claire.
"Hey bro are you coming to Bro Claire tonight to party?

-"I don't know bro I smoked too much nug and got blacked off karkov last time I came..."

"Unreal."
by Eau Claire Lumberjacks April 14, 2010
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Claire

A sweet and always charming girl who loves boots, especially with pointed toes in outrageous colors. She likes toenail polish with names like Mysterious Mango. Any man who meets Claire wants to date Claire and most will not take no for an answer. Every girl considers Claire her best friend.
Claire is the highlight of our day; especially when she makes a quick trip to Elberta.
by njoymi February 2, 2010
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Claire

The sexiest girl you'll ever meet. She's a great kisser and is amazing in bed. Every guy wants to be with a Claire. she has a great personality along with a great body. She gets several boyfriends but has one guy that's always there for her. Other girls envy Claire.
Guy: man I want to be with Claire!
by caligirl310 September 1, 2011
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Clairvoycant

Someone who thinks they can see the future, but cannot, or attempts to deceive you into believing they can. (Similar to a clairvoyant, but incompetent or dishonest)

Additionally, a friend who attempts to finish your sentences, getting it wrong every time.
Clairvoycant: "I predict you will marry someone tall, dark and handsome within the next 6 months"
Woman: "That can't be, I just got married a month ago, and my husband's a blonde..."
Clairvoycant: "You MUST be mistaken, dear... After all, I have the gift, you know"

OR

Girl: "You'll never guess! My parents say I can go to..."
Clairvoycant: "Canada, right?!"
Girl: "Er, no.. London! And you know what else? I get..
Clairvoycant: "To take a friend along?"
Girl: "NO! a whole new wardrobe AND it's all expenses paid!"
by sarahh(= March 8, 2008
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Claire-Diving

It is a marijuana smoking technique that involves several awesome, yet simple, steps. It certainly increases your "high" and drunkenness exponentially. To be performed with two participants.
1) Inhale marijuana (Do NOT exhale yet).
2) Take a hearty gulp of your beer/ shot/ alcoholic beverage.
3) Create a shottie tunnel (a.ka. just link fingers together to create a tunnel)
4) Exhale into said tunnel.
5) Inhale the exchanged smoke.
6) Exhale back into tunnel and quickly inhale again.
(If you are adventurous, take another gulp of alcohol.)
7) Exhale completely.
Person A: "Yo, dude, wanna do a Claire-Dive?"
Person B: "Why didn't I think of going Claire-Diving tonight?! HELL YEAH!!"
*Both participate in Claire-Dive*
Person A & B: "Woahhhhh, I am so perfectly stoned, satisfied, happy, and drunk right now...."
by joydrop143 November 7, 2011
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claire littleton

Claire is the cutest character on the hit ABC show Lost.
by Jonathan Paulo III December 1, 2013
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