Clairvoycant

Someone who thinks they can see the future, but cannot, or attempts to deceive you into believing they can. (Similar to a clairvoyant, but incompetent or dishonest)

Additionally, a friend who attempts to finish your sentences, getting it wrong every time.

Clairvoycant: "I predict you will marry someone tall, dark and handsome within the next 6 months"
Woman: "That can't be, I just got married a month ago, and my husband's a blonde..."
Clairvoycant: "You MUST be mistaken, dear... After all, I have the gift, you know"

OR

Girl: "You'll never guess! My parents say I can go to..."
Clairvoycant: "Canada, right?!"
Girl: "Er, no.. London! And you know what else? I get..
Clairvoycant: "To take a friend along?"
Girl: "NO! a whole new wardrobe AND it's all expenses paid!"

Clairvoycant by sarahh(= March 8, 2008

Post Nut Clairvoyance 

A heightened state of mind achieved just after the male orgasm. Effects include: Being able to finally understand your maths homework, logically deducing your life choices as well as understanding nietzsche.

Jack: "Yo Barney, how did Karl do so well in maths?"
Barney: "I heard he shagged Stacy before the test, it's probably Post Nut Clairvoyance."

Post Nut Clairvoyance by SmegmaBullet January 21, 2019

Clairvoyant 

clairvoyant Is a person with the ability to see events, people or places in the future, a supernatural gift beyond normal sensory. Being able to see using the third eye or minds inner eye. Other names are including but not limited to psychic, medium, fortune teller, telepathic, second sighted.

The fortune teller was so clairvoyant that it scared me, she knew all the secrets I was kidding from my wife/husband.

Clairvoyant by Indigo Ivy December 21, 2016

clairvoyance 

The ability to perceive events occurring over a timelike, as opposed to a spacelike, interval. Manifests as a perception or comprehension of past or future events in the mind of the individual employing it. See psionics.

Clairvoyance can only be acheived when the individual has gained a full understanding of the principles of psionics.

clairvoyance by Mystikan July 2, 2004

Clairvoyance 

Knowing what is going to happen in the future, having a kind of foresight into what lies ahead.

Ronnie: Hey, how did you know that there would be a pop quiz today?

Frannie: I used my clairvoyance.

Clairvoyance by Clairvoyance July 29, 2014

clairvoyancy 

A big word no one really understands unless you spend too much time on the internet

IDFK how to use clairvoyancy

clairvoyancy by Mega Thiccccccc Boi June 8, 2018

Color Clairvoyant

Someone who can tell the color of an m&m just by tasting it.

Teacher: What the hell are you doing?
Student: I'm trying to see if I can guess what color I'm eating without using my eyes. I want to see if I'm Color Clairvoyant.

Color Clairvoyant by marlasinger February 1, 2007