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chili ring

" He ate my chili ring" "my chili ring ringing" "my chili ring itch" " yo chili ring stank"
by Bebasicalwaystyty October 28, 2021
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Texas Road Chili

To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.
Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!
by Creditreport.com June 5, 2018
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Chili Dog

When a man pulls his dick out of an ass and lays it between the receivers buns
He served up a chili dog when he pulled his shit covered cock out her ass and laid it between her buns
by Scott Essex November 15, 2021
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Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
by D4L3 July 21, 2022
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Chili-Dog

The act of wiping your penis between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean it off.
Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".
by Sabreraider April 19, 2024
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Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich

When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.
hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.
by Kingpoopy3ird July 3, 2016
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Chin-Chili

The sexual act of a female defecating on her partners chin while her partner is performing great oral sex on her.
Female: Honey,what's that on your chin? *Licks thumb and wipes spot*
Partner: Oh that's just a little left over Chin-Chili from our great night last night.
Female: *gags* * turns green*
by K3sa November 6, 2021
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