tumor cheese

The burnt, highly-processed, delicious cheese fused to the plastic container of a microwaved frozen entree. It is almost certainly a potent carcinogen.

When eating my Stouffer's Chicken Enchiladas, I always save my tumor cheese for last.

by KayJayVee August 22, 2011

cheese blast

the act of shooting massive amounts of semen in a girls face.... comes from the idea of a bukkake, which involves multiple men blowing their load at one time on a single girls face.

damn, that chicken is mad hot doo! i'd cheese blast all over that bitches face!

by notaFAN May 30, 2005

The Cheese Grater

The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.

Sean got bored with working so he went and read The Cheese Grater.

by Alex Ashman December 31, 2007

cheese curls

orange snacks made with synthetic cheese powder and some kind of addictive additive which leaves you with orange fingers and a stomach full of sodium.

does anybody have some cheese curls? I've been playing video games all day and i'm pretty famished

by doodletwist January 30, 2009

cheese grating

to absolutely destroy an opponent

I played Halo the other day and was cheese grating a bunch of aliens!

by faggotchomper November 15, 2014

dick cheese

the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.

"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"

by goliathancient July 29, 2018

Biggie Cheese

The most famous rapper ever, making an appearance in Back in the Barnyard.

Yo man, you see Biggie Cheese's performance last night?
heck yeah man it was finna lit

by %20 May 13, 2018