by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022
Get the The Jizz Chairmug. The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as a highchair for adults who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris March 13, 2024
Get the The Wine Chairmug. mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats
I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.
by Lisiunia August 11, 2023
Get the chairedmug. Shotgun seat of a car, a.k.a the passenger seat in the front of a car.
The seat next to the drivers seat, typically known as Shotgun.
The seat next to the drivers seat, typically known as Shotgun.
Josh yelled to Ben, "I got shotgun chair Shotgun" while running towards the car.
Josh felt like a king because he was riding in the shotgun chair.
Josh felt like a king because he was riding in the shotgun chair.
by The ManWithThePlan April 15, 2014
Get the Shotgun Chairmug. graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?
by Chair_Guy August 30, 2023
Get the Chairmug. by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018
Get the Chairmug. by the banana of wisdom July 19, 2023
Get the chairmug.