Chair

Chair. Tf you expect dawg?

Bro actually looked up "Chair" on Urban Dictionary

by anonymous May 11, 2023

chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

by Mbabu August 13, 2023

froggy chair

froggy chair is a animal crossing object that is really cute but really difficult to get.

person 1:i got the froggy chair in animal crossing!
me:GIVE ME IT

by just a frying pan January 13, 2022

the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011

chair cloth

What my dad calls a blanket on a chair.

"Hey, grab me that chair cloth."
"What the heck is a chair cloth?"

by Pieperson87 December 25, 2016

milking chair

An artwork origination from the depths of rule 34‚ the original artwork depicts a futanari at a bar saying "wanna ease me up?" Or something like that idfc. The milking chair is like a normal bar chair but with the added addition of a hole so that a futanari can put their cock in there assumedly to be sucked. My dog died btw

Person 1: I'm loving my new milking chair! Person 2: Same‚ the Travis Scott meal is superior though. Person 3: I'm gonna hang myself

by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022

Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025