Chinese burrito

An egg roll.

Damn man that chinese burrito was bomb!

by farcee December 18, 2012

Seven Layer Burrito

A mixture of vomit (guacamole), the greasy secretion that can be found in between a fat chick’s roll (cheese), diarrhea (beans), sperm (sour cream), pubic hair (lettuce), menstrual fluid (tomatoes), and pubic crabs (rice). All of this is served between a fat lady’s fat roll which serves as the tortilla.

I gave your mom a Seven Layer Burrito last night.

by Juan C. Lopez January 6, 2009

Burrito

tHiS oNe vAto wHo gO 2 mY sChOOL aN looK liKe sOmEbOdY fUcKeD hiM uP wiT a bAsEbALL bAT, hiZ eYEz b cRoSS-eYeD tOO! dAt niGGa hEllA ovErwEigHT aN hE b wEaRiN tHa sAmE cLoThEz eVeRy dAy! wE cAll hiM"BuRRiTo" cAuSE hE lOOk liKE oNe, lolZ. eVeRyBoDy b fuCkiN wiT hiM! hE gOt tHA sHiT kNoCkEd oUTTa hiM bY eVeRybODy. hE aFrAiD oF eVEryoNe! bUt, hOW tHa fuCK eVeRybODy iN tHa sChOOl kNoW hiM? hE liKE tHa mOsT pOpuLaR fOOl iN tHa sChOOl, buT ppL b fuCKiN wiT hiM aLL tHA tiME!

"ThEy cAll dAT niGGa, BuRRiTo!"
"BuRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRITOOOHHHHH!"
"Tu mAdRe gOT fUCKEd bY BuRRiTo lASt niGHT!"
"WhErEd yO paReNTz fiNd u BuRRiTo?!!!?"
"BuRRiTo b tHa PIMP nAmE!!!!"
"BuRRiTo iZ 1 uGlY mO fUcKR!!!"

by sUm vATo April 9, 2005

Butt Burrito

POOP!

Oh man! I just made the biggest butt burrito! I clogged the toilet!

by [e-mail] October 18, 2010

burgitch

Another word for a bitch, someone that you can't stand. This person can be your friend or even your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend

I hate that burgitch Rell!!!!

by tresia June 11, 2006

burrito with cheese

taking the bottom of your sack skin and folding it upwards around the shaft resembling a "burrito-like" substance. part of your penis will hang out resembling the "cheese" in "burrito with cheese.

look at my burrito with cheese dude!

by TheBuss06 January 3, 2011

swedish burrito

When butter is applied to an anus in place of lube.

My buddy and I were feeling frisky ladst night but didn't have any lube. So we made a Swedish Burrito instead

by RKOwner December 23, 2015