Toilet-Brother

Toilet-Brother definition

A brother (and/or sibling, i.e. toilet sister toilet sibling) who only shows up to visit when their sibling, friend or loved one during times when the lives of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toilet.

This moniker applies to the visiting sibling regardless of whether their visit is to revel in the misfortune of the sibling they are visiting or if they are visiting to provide real support, if the visiting sibling only visits during times when the life of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toiletof existence.

Toilet-Brother

James is a toilet-brother because he only visits me when my life is fucked up beyond all recognition.

Toilet-Brother by the real jm November 30, 2019

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Butter Brother

Men involved in a circle jerk with one another

Shawn was Joe' butter brother every thursday night

Butter Brother by Misslading February 14, 2020

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mc brother

A thicc Boi who is damn fine

Damn U a mc brother

A will is not a mc brother

mc brother by Mc lovin'brother March 2, 2020

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big brother dick

If boyfriend dick is a dick you can settle down with. And vacation dick is a bit overwhelming. There needs to be a dick in the goldilocks zone. This is bigger than the boyfriend dick and you just want it all the time. Like how you long for your brother's love.

Damn, who would've known he had big brother dick. He was turning me on all night long.

big brother dick by andthatswhyshequeefedonmyface April 15, 2020