Thai boyfriend

A trans woman's dilator, used for post-surgical maintenance.

Tomorrow; I'm spending some quality time with my Thai boyfriend.

by Antipodean Anarchist March 9, 2011

Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend

An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.

Damn my cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend is looking good at the salad bar today!

by Cafeteria October 24, 2008

crappy boyfriend

You may ask, what is a crappy boyfriend? HHMmmmm well hopefully you wouldnt know because you haven't had a crappy boyfriend before. This is a boyfriend who wont make the first move, one who wont talk to you, one you doesnt say hi when you walk past them, one who wont hug you (if you have a crappy boyfriend a long hug sounds good).

1)One who sees you and walks by you and doesnt say hi, or even act as if you exist.

2)Some bitch that NEEDS to be DUMPED!

This is a crappy boyfriend

by LLamma buTT March 13, 2009

pride boyfriend

a boyfriend acquired during the gay pride festivals. These partners are temporary, and are usually dumped shortly after the festivals end.

Avi got a pride boyfriend last weekend at L.A. Pride, but he hasn't seen him since.

by MizrahiPrinceAngel July 8, 2009

ex-boyfriend

An ex boyfriend can be someone you have been with for a long time. For example: 4 years. Suddenly, one day he tells you "he can't handle you" among other shit including he fell out of love with you and doesn't care about you anymore..blah blah. however, if that's true..he wasted no time in getting mad over the fact that his ex girl slept out the first few nights after the breakup and assuming she met a new guy and was doing things. not even 2 months after the infamous break up he tells u "he needs to talk" but when u do, he's all like no i can't right now..then after that and trying not to get worked up he responds to a text u sent him about 5 weeks earlier and says everything he sed previously about having to talk and what not.."it was only what he was feeling physically--ahem..in his pants" oh what he sed about having to talk, he tells u to listen to a song with the lyrics of a song clearly saying i wish we never broke up (asking alexandria-right now) and then second song killswitch engage's this is goodbye and the ending lyrics of that song saying that ur strength was never enough.
oh..this boyfriend did everything (the break up) over texting (except asking u to listen to the 1st song "right now"-that was over facebook) but then said he wanted to c u n talk to u in person cuz after 4 years he owes u that out of respect. Get the fukk-outta-here
This ex boyfriend happened to be ur first love and ur high school sweetheart.

September 5th (almost 2 months after break up)
ex-boyfriend: hi
me:hi
me:what do u want?
ex:just wanted to talk
me:?
ex:listen to this song..we need 2 talk
me:fine
(listens to the song..me: (thinking) omg i can't believe it..

5 weeks later or so
ex responding to text from weeks ago: hey
me: hi
basically, he didnt mean a damn word about anything he proposed.

by college-girl November 7, 2011

Good boyfriend

A good boy friend would show you that he cares. And will complement you and make you blush. Also when you two are texting he will send you cute messages that give you butterflies. And when you're feeling down he will do his best to make everything right. And will tease you in a fun way. And will joke around with you. And come up with a cute bot slightly anoing nickname. Your boyfriend will do all of this if he is doing it right.

Kaitlyn: hey Jack.
Jack: hey prinsses u look beautiful to day.
Kaitlyn: (blushes) Awww thanks. (Thinks I have such a good boyfriend)

by Coda.s561 May 10, 2017

best boyfriend ever

The only man worthy of such title must have the middle name Andrew and his surname needs to end in "bell".

He who is worthy also has the nickname "Tris".

Tristan is the best boyfriend ever

by EmBrehO June 22, 2018