bloody candy cane

When you fuck a chick on her period and cum inside her then pull it out and make her suck it

Last night I fucked Tami while she was bleeding then after I finished in her I pulled out and made that bitch suck the bloody candy cane clean

by Daddybadtouch February 25, 2017

Booby Trap

When a beautiful woman becomes a cock-block by making your woman so jealous that she won't sleep with you.

I would have gotten laid last night if it weren't for the booby trap who came out with us.

by *jjjjjjjjjjjjjjj March 31, 2017

bloody mole

The unfortunate situation of having a large unatractive mole on ones face. Others will mutter "blood mole" in regards to the hideous (and in some cases hairy) mole that is catching their eye.

That bloody mole is winking me in the face...

by Jstokes89 April 19, 2017

Bloody watermelon

When to take a shit so large it comes out like a bloody watermelon. These will sometimes tare the insides causing a huge bloody mess.

Adam, Nikki just took the largest bloody watermelon I've ever seen. It won't even go down the toilet!!

by Jimmy Dean Jellybeans May 20, 2017

bloody slingshot

When your on the rag but in the mood and you snatch the tampon out and don't care where it ends up!

I needed to get in there so I pulled the bloody slingshot!

by Rijay August 10, 2017

boobyhound

A rabid animal that lusts for boobys

Girls need to watch out for boobyhounds

by Foot pumpkin April 19, 2018

Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him

Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!

by Pineus December 5, 2017