Blake

Scrawny male who pretends to be a cool guy but is really a cry baby and cries whenever he loses. Usually has a face full of acne and gets terrible grades not because he doesn't try but because he's a dumbass with no common sense. Tends to be a man-whore who puts his tiny dick in whatever hoe he can find. Searches for pity in hot girls that would otherwise ignore him in hopes of getting their attention. Is cocky about sports that he sucks at.

Blake: hey
Hot Girl: ...
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot Girl: aw!
Blake: suck my dick?
Hot Girl: but your so ugly!
Blake: my dad hates me
Hot girl: aw ok I guess i'll do it

by holcamara July 10, 2015

bike

Something really cool/awesome/rad.

"wow thats totally bike yo!!!"

by s00zy October 20, 2006

Bike Nazi

Bike Nazis are city nerds who show up in rural areas with urban attitudes, dressed in strange alien garb such as dumpy ass spandex pants, pointy head helmets and tard shoes. They do dumb shit to piss off the farmers who really use the roads for their livelihood like ride 3 abreast in a 55 mph zone so you can't get around them. They give attitude to everyone. They are nothing but a pain in the ass.

Nice shoes there slick. If you didn't look stupid enough with your bony ass in spandex and that stupid looking helmet, the shoes take it right over the top. At least that farmer will be able to see your bike nazi ass before he runs over you with his combine.

by Bozlog May 3, 2008

Town Bike

A female who gets ridden by all comers (cummers). The word "comers" is a double entendre also meaning "cummers" - semen ejaculators.

A female who pedals (peddles) her ass around town or who is pedalled (peddled) around town. The word "pedal" is a double entendre also meaning "peddle" - to sell.

Almost everyone has ridden the/that Town Bike. The Town Bike is a joy ride. The Town Bike is pedalled (peddled) all over town.

by Golem April 29, 2006

BikerBoyz

i'll say that the moves were cool in the movie...but the story was shit..

bikerboyz are the coolest boyz in biking...but not in acting...

by Willy August 12, 2003

Blaked

When one is heavily intoxicated on alcohol or a cocktail of drugs.

"Oh man, I'm so Blaked right now"

"I don't remember anything. I was Blaked off my tits"

by Sam-Squatch October 16, 2011

Urban Biker

Those jerkoffs that ride around any major city, on a shity bike, with tight jeans,a back pack. They also always ride with traffic and you always almost hit them.

I almost hit another one of those god damn urban bikers.

by JMMoney October 22, 2006