Bird Pussy

When you are so stoned, that you feel that you're higher than bird pussy.

Stoner 1: Pass the blunt
Stoner 2: Man im so blazed i feel like im higher then bird pussy.

by Crunkzilla March 8, 2008

baby bird

When one or more women kneel before a cock and beg for load on their face(s)...like a baby bird being fed by its mother

I gave those bitches the baby bird, and she gagged hard.

by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 25, 2003

Bird Nesting

The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.

Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.

by JoshAndMitch January 17, 2011

Larry Bird Shit

When this finally happens it will be the most awesome thing ever. Larry Bird Shit will be Wheel-of-Fortune's last before and after before the world ends.

Contestant 1: I'll take L for 100.
Contestant 2: I'll take R for 300.

Sajak: There we go.....3 Rs.
Contestant 3: I'd like to buy a vowel....I

Sajak: Ok....2 Is.
Contestant 1: I'd like to solve the puzzle....Larry Bird Shit.

*BOOM* World ends in an instant.

by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 18, 2010

Bird

As I learned from a friend who had to spend the weekend in jail for a DUI, "bird" is jail slang for chicken.

Why be so specific and use the word "chicken"? Bird is a more convenient word to memorize for a person with only a 100 word vocabulary.

"Yo, I gonna get my grub on dat bird yo"

by Ant2562001 September 19, 2012

flappy bird

A chick that won't shut her damn mouth.

We tried to keep it a secret but that flappy bird of mine let everyone know about my VD.

by CaptainWetbar January 30, 2014

Bird

A Scottish slang word that a male would say towards an attractive female.

Look at that bird, she so hot!

by William Semple October 18, 2008