A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.
Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!
That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!
Actually that baster also said you had fanny features
ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!
oh my goodness whats this,
what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!
That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!
Actually that baster also said you had fanny features
ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!
oh my goodness whats this,
what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!
by AM DAN March 26, 2008
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I beaterbate to relieve stress.
I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.
Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.
I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.
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by shawn May 27, 2004
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WARNING: Dont overuse it or you will sound insincere and stupid.
1 (verb) The greatest, awesomest, best thing ever in the world ever! Despite sounding retarded, it is better than saying best.
2 (noun) Word used to describe your favourite person(or people) to have cybersex with. Cybersex is also called "talking" Mostly used in front of small children, parents, other unapproving people.
Also called a special friend. Not to be confused with a bestest friend. Ever.
1 (verb) The greatest, awesomest, best thing ever in the world ever! Despite sounding retarded, it is better than saying best.
2 (noun) Word used to describe your favourite person(or people) to have cybersex with. Cybersex is also called "talking" Mostly used in front of small children, parents, other unapproving people.
Also called a special friend. Not to be confused with a bestest friend. Ever.
1 They weren't just best friends, they were bestest friends.
2 (a converstion)
Person 1: "So, erm, my... bestest... and me, we were "talking" on msn for an hour."
Person 2: "Wow, whats their addy? I need to talk to them!"
Small kid/Parent/Unapproving Person: "Huh?"
2 (a converstion)
Person 1: "So, erm, my... bestest... and me, we were "talking" on msn for an hour."
Person 2: "Wow, whats their addy? I need to talk to them!"
Small kid/Parent/Unapproving Person: "Huh?"
by Lyddy Cool January 31, 2007
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Wow, these beasters suck worse than chicks that you'd only let bob but then suck at it, by the way, isn't Lo-Har is a huge chaunce
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Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*
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