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Baster

A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.
Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!

That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!

Actually that baster also said you had fanny features

ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!

oh my goodness whats this,

what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!
by AM DAN March 26, 2008
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beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.
I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.
by shawn May 27, 2004
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Bestest

WARNING: Dont overuse it or you will sound insincere and stupid.

1 (verb) The greatest, awesomest, best thing ever in the world ever! Despite sounding retarded, it is better than saying best.

2 (noun) Word used to describe your favourite person(or people) to have cybersex with. Cybersex is also called "talking" Mostly used in front of small children, parents, other unapproving people.

Also called a special friend. Not to be confused with a bestest friend. Ever.
1 They weren't just best friends, they were bestest friends.

2 (a converstion)
Person 1: "So, erm, my... bestest... and me, we were "talking" on msn for an hour."
Person 2: "Wow, whats their addy? I need to talk to them!"
Small kid/Parent/Unapproving Person: "Huh?"
by Lyddy Cool January 31, 2007
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turkey baster

When 20-somethin male bangs his friend's super fat mom and fills with little monsters.
"Fat old lady turkey; baster young male"
"Brandon has many times proven to be a turkey baster."
by poly4 August 30, 2013
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Basterd

A stupid schnarfen who has a wide vagina with large ear lobes
Alex is a basterd
by r0zzmatazz April 24, 2010
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Beasters

disgusting marijuana (by deffinition only), meant for the chaunciest of the chauncey weed smokers, canada's way of trying to screw the US for being so sweet while they are chaunces WE ONLY SMOKE CHRONIC BITCH
Wow, these beasters suck worse than chicks that you'd only let bob but then suck at it, by the way, isn't Lo-Har is a huge chaunce
by ATL August 30, 2005
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Turkey Baster

A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.
Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*
by EmoFoxes June 5, 2018
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