Shit the bed

To wake up much earlier than normal.

Tomorrow we'll shit the bed and try to hit the road by 8:00.

by RunBackDouble December 20, 2010

shit the bed

shit the bed is an english phrase that refers to someone who got out of bed unusually early compared to what they normally would.
Usually used against a lazy or unemployed person who is up early.

08:41 <lazydude1> *yawn* morning all :D
08:41 <me> heh, your up early. Shit the bed?

08:41 <lazydude1> lol

by rundata May 10, 2010

Bed Bugs

A term for sexually transmitted diseases for candid discussion or to refer STD's humerously

If you're going to have sex with Herpe Helen who has 6 kids with 8 possible fathers, wear a (rubber) so the bed bugs don't bite

by Reverend Jake October 27, 2009

Bed Bug

Someone that does not get the hint that it is time to leave your bed.

I awoke this morning to a blonde bed bug who's mascara had run onto my pillowcase. As I attempted to start my day, she pulled the covers up tight and asked for breakfast. It was time for her to leave.

by commanderfilms December 15, 2011

Bed Frame

To falsely accuse someone of rape or sexual assault.

John- why did Eric get cuffed and hauled away in that poilce cruiser?
Brian- Because he allegedly raped Brittany last night.
John- Thats impossible. Eric was hanging out with me last night.
Brian- Holy shit! That bitch Bed Framed him.

by BigDirty1988 March 30, 2015

shit the bed

to embarrass oneself privately or solely in the company of close family/friends. This term is so named because defecating on one's bed is truly embarrassing but only for those who are witness to such an event, which is usually limited to the individual who shitted the bed or a few additional people. Either way, the embarrassment can be contained to a manageable degree.

Jeff: "Dude, I totally shit the bed last night"
Mike: "What did you do?"
Jeff: "Fell down the stairs while my family was watching TV"
Mike: "That's not bad, at least you didn't shit the pool"

by Deshawn2Chainz September 1, 2013

crash bed

An extra bed you have in your house for friends to crash in, in case they are drunk and cannot drive, or have missed their last transportation home, or are just plain tired.

Bob: "Shit, look at the time, I think I've missed my last train home!"

Ben: "Don't worry about it man, just use my crash bed."

by torabayashi September 25, 2009