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Fisherman's Beard

What an experience she was, it was like having a fisherman's beard!
by Shoehorn75 June 21, 2018
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you’re beard is weird

The highest level roast one can achieve making woman 30 miles radius completely wet. No panties are safe from this sick burn.
Yo dude you’re beard is weird

Damn you got my ass
by Bigboinutman October 24, 2018
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Al Gore Failure Beard

An Al Gore failure beard is the cloak of shame worn by men who have been unemployed for over 90 days and don't have any job leads. I also used it for hopeless people and institutions.
"My dad's job search isn't going well. He is rocking an Al Gore failure beard."

"My buddy got laid off last year, and spends a lot of time on LinkedIn. He'll have to shave his Al Gore failure beard when he finally gets an interview."

"My flight was canceled last night, even though we only had an inch of snow. American Airlines is the Al Gore failure beard of the airline industry."
by PunkRockHR December 18, 2019
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Cakes' Sprinkle Beard

when you cum on your girl's face, then put sprinkles on it like Salt Bae
I busted nuts n gave shawty a cakes' sprinkle beard.
by Lux Tesla February 18, 2020
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The Beard

a 7o's reference to Castro, the communist leader of Cuba by the movie 'ScareFace'
"are we going to take a wack at the Beard?" 'ScareFace'
by dan westrum August 1, 2006
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Nut Beard

Pubic hair on the satchel resembling a beard. It may or may not be connected to a nut stache.
I looked so much better naked before I shaved my nut beard
by fire man 12 March 22, 2009
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Holiday Beard

The girl (or guy) you take to your parent's house over the holidays 'cause you're not ready to come out of the closet yet. See beard.
"Yeah, I'm going to Jim's folk's house this Christmas...apparently, I'm his holiday beard."
by g33dav3y December 21, 2008
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