being a mac

being difficult, or being annoying.

guy1, "can you hand me that?"

guy2, "no."

guy1, "Well I dont want to all the way around the table just to get that."

guy2, "To bad."

guy1, "come on! Youre being a mac!"

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

being shitty

when someone or something is acting in way that resembles poop by either 1)not hanging out 2) not returning phone calls
3)falling off the face of the planet 4) being mean

Anastasia : Dude.... where has Matt been?
Evan: I don't know, he doesn't come around very much anymore.
Anastasia: Ugh. Why is he being shitty?

Handing the phone to an ex-girlfriend of the caller so that she can curse him out for a few minutes because you're drunk and think it's funny.

by annyawesome October 30, 2007

The Four Stages of Being High

First Stage: Hyper
Second Stage: Feeling very happy
Third Stage: Stoned; Where you feel almost dead and anything is comfy
Fourth Stage: Retarded; Where you literally can't operate your own mind and body

After the last stage, it will restart as a new cycle but a "higher" level

Person 1: Dude ok what if when we are smoking, like we are going through a neverending of The four stages of being high, and it just keeps going..
Person 2: Like how you get hyper then happy..oh then you get stoned..hmm and whats above that?
Person 1: Thats when you smoked so much and you are just Retarded
Person 3: Whoa dude..dude!?! look at the spider, I'm so high that I don't care.

by Dizz85 June 29, 2010

bing

1. An onomatopoeia used to indicate a correct answer or course of action.

2. An exclamation used to express unequivocal approval.

3.

1. "Just a little further... That's it! Bing!"

2. "Mmm.. that currywurst in Wiesbaden - Bing!"

by Phuyuck '74 January 26, 2004

ching chong bing bong

Something either said by Asians as an alpha move against racists or white people saying this to seem Asian which is both racist and funny at the same time.

Person1: Ching chong bing bong
Person2: Wtf
Person1: lolololol
Person2: You sure you don't have brain damage?

by whoscandice45 October 11, 2021

Being J

The act of being jealous of your co-workers awesomeness. AKA Sam Roberts

Can you believe how Sam is Being J Sam this morning.

by Awesome Greek November 13, 2009

being alone

Hate everyone and everything but pretend not to have friends.

Miya is always being alone like tf is she? We want her to be our friends but she is not open “she keep everything lowkey”.

by Miyaaaaah August 23, 2021