Barted

Burp and fart at the same time!
You burp Then fart

“Your dad is a genius he barted at church”

by Justo88 July 22, 2025

Battery Pack

When you hype a person up too much and that person believes the hype.

Y’all must of put a battery pack on Kev the way he was talking all that shit……

by 2shotAb September 13, 2025

Battledads

40 year old dads who play battlefield on 60 inch costco TVs and a console their wife gifted them for Christmas. Battledads have 1-2 hours of playtime a week because of their miserable blue collar lifestyle. They tend to make dumb accusations of streamers and good players of being alleged cheats on facebook or even on instagram comments. They play the game mainly by crouch walking or in a very tactical manner because they watched American sniper or Jarhead once.

Battledads are tech illiterate console morons who sucks at fps games

by Casuals October 16, 2025

Battledad

Long-time fans of the Battlefield video game franchise (usually guys who played early titles like 1942) who are now older men with families, busy schedules, etc. They are often resistant to new releases straying too far from the classic franchise formula, and get made fun of by younger fans because of this.

"The maps in Battlefield 6 are too small and chaotic. How did we go from Battlefield 3's maps to this?"
"The maps are fine, you're just a washed-up battledad."

by YourAHarryWizard December 9, 2025

trouser batter

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage

"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"

by John McFloss September 24, 2008

Double Battery Bank

Most commonly used in combination with the Battery Bank. However the Double Battery Bank includes an extra bill of higher denomination set aside for emergency funds that is stored between the phone and its cover.

Friend 1: "Damn, I only put $10 in my Battery Bank. I don't have enough cash to go with you guys."

Friend 2: "Don't forget about your Double Battery Bank! I just saw you put $20 behind your phone case yesterday!"

by ssimyllom August 31, 2010

Sack Batter

Jizz, semen, seminal fluid, Cum, Splooge... etc.

That chick is hot, I'd love to pump some fresh Sack Batter all over her tits

by Monte517 December 9, 2010