burning bush

Burning Bush is what Moses saw up on the mountain. Moses came back to camp after going for a long hike up the hill, and when everybody asked him "where you been?" he jabbered about a שִׂיחַ a discourse -- he talked to somebody. But שִׂיחַ also means "bush" in Hebrew. So this story got started that all the jibberjabber came from a bush. And then the story got jazzed up to be a burning bush, because they were making fun of how this bush was what Urban Dictionary calls a burning bush -- a cunt that's been seasoned with hot sauce just for cunnilungus. Somehow that joke became THE most widely told story all over the world -- about the Burning Bush.

Hymie's girlfriend's burning bush was really talkin' to him last week -- gave him a real megillah and he had to tell us the whole story.

by Richard808 February 27, 2021

barting

the action of being sad and expressing your sadness using Bart Simpson edits.

“oh there goes moe barting again!”

by bennett doverson March 8, 2021

banning guns

v. Doing any crazy thing or taking steps to alter something without evidence that the steps will help.

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You want to open the economy? Now? That is just banning guns man.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

burningtoy

hot mutual who i am in love with

me: oh my god burningtoy is the love of my life

by snejsheh June 2, 2021

barking up a tree

Starting shit with someone

Don’t go barking up a tree just to piss someone off.

by anonymous June 7, 2021

burning anvil

The Burning Anvil is similar to Hammer 'n Anvil but is specific to anal sex. The term is most often associated with a British homosexual male roughly penetrating (usually without consent) a heterosexual male that they have targeted for victimization.

If you aren't careful when laying down in the wheat field, Dan will sneak up on you and you will be the victim of a burning anvil attack. For the sake of your anal virginity don't lay around in the field.

by Cum Goblins July 3, 2021

burningbuildings

one of the swaggiest miraculous creators on tiktok,
she’s an icon
she’s a legend
and she IS the moment

some kid: hey, have you seen burningbuildings’ content?
uncultured person: no, who’s that?
some kid: only the most cringe-worthy miraculous creator ever.

by aswagperson July 17, 2021