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the most finest person around. you see him in the hall, and no one looks at him, but someone in particular always notices him. he has colored hair, and always wears a hoodie. hes tall, and has a deepish voice. he doesn't talk much, but when you get to know him, he's your best from
girl: omg did you see that boy? he looked me in the eyes for like 5 seconds!! he is so fineee

girl's friend: yeah but girly are you sure, his hair looks dry and you haven't seen him without his mask

girl: you just cant see his true colours. did you know his name?

girl's friend: yeah its brandon
brandon by banana teehee November 19, 2021
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Brandon by brandog69696 November 20, 2021
The name Brandon, came down from many different generations with the significance of pride and love. However, now as time changes the name is loses most significance. The name Brandon, as it stands today, mean gay and loving for mean. People who have this name either play video games every day up to a point where they get grounded and stop playing. They also like to act very gay around people, forgetting that he is a man. People with this name were probably dropped as an infant due to the future consequences they go through as they grow up. Brandons' usually have a max penis size of 3.5 inches. However they grow up to be around 6 feet tall in height.
If you ever encounter yourself near a Brandon, run because he will most likely give you a kiss on the mouth and rape you.
Brandon by oKAY butSER November 20, 2021
Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons
“Brandon” took me from my nigga yesterday
Brandon by Big duck monster November 21, 2021
Example: You know Brandon?
Example 2 : Yeah, he likes me and im gay!
Brandon by reqizy November 21, 2021
Oh who ist that?
It's brandon, the smelly Guy.
brandon by WganahJnaanksam November 22, 2021
handsome, sexy and smart. Libro in moon and caprisun in Venus. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Around the age of 3-20 and born between September to December.
wow that is so brandon
Brandon by thisisnotbrendon November 22, 2021