angry porcupine

When a guy shaves his pubes, waits a few days, has a girl shave her pubes, then grudge fucks her.

Dude, I have Sharon the old Angry Porcupine last night.

by Bacon66 April 21, 2016

Angry Pterodactyl

Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, at the same time, flapping your arms like an Angry Pterodactyl taking off from a rocky ledge.

Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two

Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block

by El Conquistador May 4, 2021

angry giraff

when your about to cum but you pull out but your cum is so powerful it breaks her neck, so she gets surgery and her neck looks like a giraffe neck.

last night i gave her an angry giraffe

by abc 123 you've got aids November 5, 2017

Angry dragon

When you cum so hard getting a bj the sperm comes out of their nose.

Yo that head was so good I she got the angry dragon.

by Fings July 2, 2017

Angry Wilson

When you are having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out, get a handful of blood and put the hand print on her face….and yell Wilson!!!

Dude my girl was on her rags last night and I did an Angry Wilson….

by Coojax December 2, 2022

angry joey

When your girlfriend sits on ur stomach, jumping up and down representing an angry Joey trying escape its pouch but fails to succeed, then gets a white face because it wouldn't stop.

I gave my wife an angry joey last night, my kid wonders why we are getting devorced.

by Jacob studer April 6, 2015

The Angry Cactus

Forcing sexual intercourse on a porcupine.

"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."

by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020