churkey turkey

When you cum in a blender and blend it with your cock.

Samuel went to the E.R for doing a churkey turkey.

by person12345678998765432 October 11, 2023

Turkey towel

A hit of lsd.

Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.

by Snake trap January 17, 2018

Turkey Sammy

When you’ve been married for so long that you don’t have to use a code word but you still do.

Turkey Sammy!!!

We did pretty good this week, let’s Turkey Sammy.

by One of the pack December 10, 2021

Tickle the Turkey

another term for masturbation.
nobody uses it but i invented it.

"Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.

by saltyboiwholivesinthesaltysea February 3, 2018

Turkey Purist

A self absorbed person who turkey hunts. Screams like a Neanderthal running through the woods for fifteen minutes after shooting a turkey. Makes sure to let everyone know they’re the best at turkey hunting. Essentially the “crossfit” group of turkey hunting.

Did you see that Turkey Purist video his turkey kill in selfie mode again? He made sure to let you know he smoked his cigar for thirty minutes after his “mystical experience in the woods” too.

by Bushwhacker1 April 26, 2023

turkey skipper

People and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas season after Halloween ends. It becomes worse every year.

Mom it's a shame these turkey skippers don't decorate for Thanksgiving. ERRRRRRRR turkey skippers!

by aaliyadawn November 26, 2014

turkey durk

A type of twerk dancing where you stick your ass so far out it looks like turkey legs

Man, you see that girl over there? Her turkey durk has been perfected from years of abusing alcohol.

by Can't Handle The Truth April 20, 2015